Your Heritage by Justin Dortwegt / March 2003 Listen son, I must tell you something very important that you must know. Our family is cursed, cursed with boogle eyes. This is where, one day, your eyes will leap out of your head and switch sockets at random. This you'll have accepted as normal but it only happens in our family. When you come of age, you'll have to deal with as I have. Like my father did and his father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's did so. I just wanted you know that. It doesn't skip generations either so it will most undoubtly effect your son and his son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's son's until the human race is exsponged from the universe. Yet, if one human, just one survives he will be inflicted with this curse but it will be considered the norm by all alien lifeforms that he will encounter. Sooner or later, if he shall begin the assembly line of human babies once again, they will all be infected with this curse. But don't let that bring you down son, go outside and play with your friends.