Tolerent Town #15 by Darren Olsen / 2005 Now I reply. So greetings from the future. Why have I been so dormant? I'll tell you. Looking for work! Sure, I HAD a fabulous career as a bug trapper. You would be amazed at the amount of money you can make trading in fine bug pelts. Just short of a month, I was rolling in money. But when the synthetic pelts came out, the bottom fell out of being a trapper. So I went to the asparagus farms on Mars. No luck there either. There is no asparagus on Mars except for what you bring with you! Don't believe a word NASA says otherwise.