Tolerant Town # 44
by Darren Olsen / 2006


Arrgh me achin' bones anyway! I dinna see your e-mail until now. Egads! I just saw the most tremendous RV pass by my window just now. I think it was flying The Jolly Roger! Man the cannons Mr. Owens! RV off the bow! Set house to ramming speed! Nope, all is legal here, since you asked.

And yes, those damned 49ers what with their football-shaped spacecraft and abductions and locker-room wedgies. Once they have you captive...well I don't want to talk about that any further. I sure would like a giant sized space postcard though. I don't know where I will put it yet, but that's okay.

So in the mean time, I'm finally getting my brain off its arse, and learning HTML. I figure I'd do a right proper DADAist site as well for a change. Any good (free) editors you can recommend? I'm just using WordPad for now, an zo far ze expereement iz goink very well, ya? Zoon I shall rule ze vurld! Ha ha ha!

I think you have to stay away from Planet 9 and black holes no matter HOW tempting they are. That combo is like coffee and doughnuts--the more you are exposed to that combo, the more likely you are to become a policeman or something. Your brain will be snatched away faster than a pebble from a Kung-fu master's hand. True.

So there you have it, here I am...I think. Yoiks and awayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!,