Uncle Phillip by Recyclopath             Uncle Phillip wanted me as his Mistress             As in naked, groveling at my feet             Beating his meat, copping a squiz at my pussy             Allowed a small lick a special treat             It would give him the stiffest pick             To eat my dirty bum hole out             Or to be showered in my golden juice             Drinking straight from the spout             He begged me to marry him             Wanted Mistress 24/7             Then I got turned onto girls             Yeah, time for a break from men!