Art School
by Recyclopath

I fucken hate art school
Coz it's full of conservatives
Some are fucken A-holes
I hate being told what to paint
But everybody else likes it
I don't get it ?
The other students are up themselves

Bourgeois shits
Like nearly all of em, eh ?
They think I'm an alcoholic
I'd rather be on the game
I have no shame
I gave golden showers
And you get money
Money is pretty good
Spend it all on records

Sometimes they tried to slip it
Up my tight little 20 year old bum hole
They think I wouldn't notice ?
Being on the game is fun
Art is prostitution
Prostitution is Art
Everything is a load of bunk
Prostitution is Punk
Art is usually not Punk
But it is when I do it

That's why my fellow students
Hate my guts
Shit on the colour wheel
Shit on doing homework
I just wanna piss around
And drink lots of Goon
5 litres of Claret my favourite
They censor my art
They say it's sick
They say it's rude
I'm a piss artist
I'm a piss artist
I'm a piss artist
So fuck you!