A ( Sort Of ) Ode To Dalikrab Day by Darren Olsen / 1st Grade Dali Krab Day. Dali Krab Day.
I've been soaking all of my USB connections in rubbing alcohol after spilling something on them. My hair is still in curlers, and my girdle is killing me. I was all exited about ordering my spork from a catalogue from the future. It is to be a present for President Putin at the Soviet Reunion party I was invited to. That, and I was all running around on all four legs excitedly after the completion of an innovative jacuzzi that runs on beans, and no you don't have to eat them unless you want to. The jacuzzi does that for you. I think Ron Popiel will be impressed by the demo. So, ALL hail the Mighty Dalikrab.
I have a special fondness for them being born under the sign of the Krab. They also taste really good. So let us all move our furniture outside, melt up a big pan of butter, and annoint our La-z-boys. Just be sure to tell everyone that this is perfectly ok. In fact, run around the furniture you have placed outside and yell that at the top of your lungs for as long as you can. I think you will be surprised by the results. I forgot about THAT one. |