Krab Musings on the Circle of Life by Dave Gorgonzolla / 2006 Bottom feeder! Imagine that. The scum spewers call me that knowing full well my diet of their filth and yet, am I not a delicacy? Augmented with lemon and drawn butter my succulent flesh has transformed their offal into something awfully good. Why, even I want to eat myself. The last laugh is mine though as a shard of my exoskeleton snakes its way unlovingly through their caked bowels. "Ha!" I say.